June 2012
iphone420:
people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Watchnicklugo:
Cool Guy has Chill Day
May 2012
INTERNET SWEET INTERNET
IM BACK
cybergay:
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
Why wont moonrise kingdom play anywhere near me?? :’(
draculoids:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
“Your hands they move like waves over me
beneath the moon, tonight, we’re the...”
– Iron & Wine (via seabois)
so now that Chris Evans has Twitter is he just...
“just helped a little old lady cross the street”
“just played catch with an orphan”
“just saved a cat from a burning building”
“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”
“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
